Cheese is powerful. Cheese is the essence of our society. Without cheese, society as we know it would not exist. So I present to you, CHEESE!!!
Wait, no, never mind, that’s not cheese. Now, as I was saying, I present to you, CHEESE!!!!!
Excellent! Now, bask in the glory of cheese! Here is the SSODttDotGP, cheese is our master. We worship him, and to join you must recite an oath:
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