Because Random is what we do
Cheese is powerful. Cheese is the essence of our society. Without cheese, society as we know it would not exist. So I present to you, CHEESE!!!
Wait, no, never mind, that’s not cheese. Now, as I was saying, I present to you, CHEESE!!!!!
Excellent! Now, bask in the glory of cheese! Here is the SSODttDotGP, cheese is our master. We worship him, and to join you must recite an oath:
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Now if you have found your way to the magical realm known as my blog, you may be asking some questions.
First you may ask me what the robo-ninjas are and why they are attacking. I assure you, I don’t know the answer to that question either.
Secondly you may ask what the purpose of this blog is. I am much more sure about this. This blog is here to promote my super-secret organization, SSODttDotGP, or Super Secret Organization Dedicated to the Defense of the General Populace.
And please, we do not serve cheeseburgers.